Fortunecity wants you to go get a free web page from 'em... what's in it for them i dunno maybe personal satisfaction so go there get a free thingy-ma-jig or juggle bowling pins...www.fortunecity.com

So here's the deal i make this page you come here, you read page you laugh, show friends, visit the links and be on your way.

well with the legalities outta the way why not find a chair that is clean (not the one in the corner bad dog... you get the idea) and ejoy yourself (umm, not that chair either)...

what is this page about?!? i dunno... i haven't made up my mind yet... maybe it'll be something amazingly talented and will have 3D animation, a go-kart, and castle made completly of legos... hmm... how about a crummy page instead??? deal...

I got a brilliant idea... how's about some ingredients.. sure... you can find out what is in your favorite products, even though no name brands will be meantioned due to legal mumbo-jumbo...

The ingredients to a certain kinda of baby powder is... Talc and Fragrance.

Now thew ingrediants of a certain kinda of aftershave... SD alcohol 39-C, Water, Propylene Glycol, Fragrance, and Benzyl Alcohol.

I know what you're thinking and i am too, can you take the nameless aftershave's fragrance, add some talc and make baby powder for the fraction of that of a small empire??? no you can't... and if you try i'll sue you it was my idea first!!!

well now onto some more ingredients...

a certain kinda of carbonated drink... Carbonated Water, Carmel, Colour, Aspartame, Phosphoric acid, Potassium Benzoate, Caffeine, Citric acid, and natural flavors...

Now the hair gel i personally use... Water, PEG-20, Propylene Glycol, PVP/VA Copolymer, Carbomer, Polysorbate 20, Diisopropanolamine, fragrance, DMDM Hydantoin, FD&C Yellow No. 6, FD&C Yellow No. 5...

and no you can't drink the gel just because it and the cola drink both have water in them, so put it down...

Secret Sauce is a great mystery, i know what it is but am not able to legally tell you what it is so i will put it in code... ax1Gf2179b Fght197m5 FGGol8eE3 Xb2ihf Usdafg3 aASsdf3 Dfa3tpo SAs93-fxt39 Atn5rm.0017 X3ht01 Bcf�dl aFn46hf Afh4ldo4... yeah suprising huh???

Well that's it for now... enjoy...

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aww crud... hey Fortune City, it seems i somehow accidently erased the banner thingy, so feel free to put it back up... soryr for the inconvenience... really... well i am... truely... hey don't look at me like that i siad i'm